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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

inothernews: “Does your man look like me?  Does he smell like me?  Does he hoot like the wind and is he smart like Einstein?  Does he get washed down with garden hoses because he’s so hot?  Does he stare at cameras with great big globe-shaped eyes and does he have feathers that could cut through your jugular vein and drop you like you’re hot?  Is your man a fuckin’ owl?  HEY OWNER YOU MISSED A SPOT.  Birds of a feather flock together so time to get with it and give a hoot and yes, get him to smell like me.” (Photo of Billy, the 16-year-old eagle owl, by Mike Walker / via the Telegraph) Teenagers…

inothernews:

“Does your man look like me?  Does he smell like me?  Does he hoot like the wind and is he smart like Einstein?  Does he get washed down with garden hoses because he’s so hot?  Does he stare at cameras with great big globe-shaped eyes and does he have feathers that could cut through your jugular vein and drop you like you’re hot?  Is your man a fuckin’ owl?  HEY OWNER YOU MISSED A SPOT.  Birds of a feather flock together so time to get with it and give a hoot and yes, get him to smell like me.”

(Photo of Billy, the 16-year-old eagle owl, by Mike Walker / via the Telegraph)

Teenagers…

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